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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

khinaye:

I’ve really had it up to here with pretentious punk white boys who trash religion all day long and don’t give a fuck about the interrelation of faith and cultural identity for people of color; like sorry the only culture you know is Ian MacKaye and the God Delusion, your overbearing christian upper middle class family and the shitty midwestern town you grew up in 

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

iam-mysoulmate:

tostb:

Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

LMFAO

lol whAT

iam-mysoulmate:

tostb:

Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

LMFAO

lol whAT

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

inmyivystance:


kinkshamewhitepeople:

sinidentidades:

Black Power

oh shit

Forever reblog.

inmyivystance:

kinkshamewhitepeople:

sinidentidades:

Black Power

oh shit

Forever reblog.

dirty-joints:

Some actual good advice from cosmo that I thought I should put out there

dirty-joints:

Some actual good advice from cosmo that I thought I should put out there

radcliffe-fans:

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

omg lol

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.